Weird genderless sea plant

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

You can’t see it, but I just made a big sweeping hand gesture to indicate everything in the universe!
CARLOS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (via runnereight)

A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.

ignitevale:

i’ve always wanted to be one of those oversized sweater-wearing wavy haired bookish girls who drinks pumpkin lattes and takes walks through the leaves in their boots but in reality i’m a 18 ft five-headed firebreathing dragon and we don’t wear boots

We did almost an entire show together!
Cecil you sound so smug i bet you’ve been wanting to do this since episode one. (via mr-reblogbutton)

sparrowsandcats:

 also could the world quit telling bisexual people that theyre pansexual okay if a person identifies as bisexual theyre fuckin bisexual, if a person identifies as pansexual then theyre fuckin pansexual youre not the fuckin orientation police 

Everything that happens, happens for a reason. Except ostriches. What the hell, man?
Today’s proverb, WTNV Episode #51, The Rumbling (via justplainsami)
cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

A heart of fullmetal

fourarmedtitan:

baticao:

i screencapped this because bert and christa were next to each other and height difference and stuff…
but then i noticed reiners pose like hey babe wassup do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again

And ymir is watching her bae too

fourarmedtitan:

baticao:

i screencapped this because bert and christa were next to each other and height difference and stuff…

but then i noticed reiners pose like hey babe wassup do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again

And ymir is watching her bae too

anti-leyna:

do we need more young queer characters? yes.

do we need more young queer characters that hate themselves and keep wishing they were straight and/or cis? no. we really don’t.