Weird genderless sea plant

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

there’s what i believe and then there’s y o u

shimmervee:

cecil baldwin apparently has a really good singing voice. kevin r free does stage musicals.

what i’m proposing is

*steeples fingers*

night vale musical episode

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

akagatari:

Twitter

C O N T R A C T

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' 

good

give it to me