dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
Atom joke: “dude, I lost an electron” “you sure?” “I’m positive”
Anti-Atom joke: “dude, I got a new positron” “you sure?” “I’m positive”
Atom Anti-joke: “dude I lost an electron” “you sure?” “Yes”
Anti-Atom Anti-Joke: “dude I got a new positron” “fuck off, nerd”
ALWAYS REBLOG NATASHA FUCKING SCHOOLING LOKI FUCK YEAH
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng
If you wanna be my lover…
….you gotta be prepared for my hour-long rants about fictional female characters and why they are so important.
oh no it’s the tie tans
what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit
can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”
sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering
RIP Bosco the Bear.
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable