Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
|—||CARLOS （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (via runnereight)|
A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
i’ve always wanted to be one of those oversized sweater-wearing wavy haired bookish girls who drinks pumpkin lattes and takes walks through the leaves in their boots but in reality i’m a 18 ft five-headed firebreathing dragon and we don’t wear boots
|—||Cecil you sound so smug i bet you’ve been wanting to do this since episode one. (via mr-reblogbutton)|
also could the world quit telling bisexual people that theyre pansexual okay if a person identifies as bisexual theyre fuckin bisexual, if a person identifies as pansexual then theyre fuckin pansexual youre not the fuckin orientation police
|—||Today’s proverb, WTNV Episode #51, The Rumbling (via justplainsami)|
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things
i screencapped this because bert and christa were next to each other and height difference and stuff…
but then i noticed reiners pose like hey babe wassup do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again
And ymir is watching her bae too
do we need more young queer characters? yes.
do we need more young queer characters that hate themselves and keep wishing they were straight and/or cis? no. we really don’t.